A collection of stories written by indie rock musician, Jason Narducy, involving some of the peculiar, awkward, and sometimes inspiring moments in his music life. For instance, Jason completely forgot lyrics for a live Blue Note Records recording at Green Mill, during COVID lockdown he played “House of the Rising Sun” with a man on his 70th birthday in his driveway - the first time the man had played music with another person in 48 years, he delivered “non-discriminatory” pizza to a homophonic pizza restaurant in Indiana, he got lost in a Hamburg music venue building with Bob Mould (they later found out it was a Nazi bunker), and many more odd tales, mostly from the band van.