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To open her cannabis dispensary, a chronically ill woman must defeat the surly doctor next door in this hilarious and steamy romantic comedy.

Nomi Wyeth, former valedictorian and current pothead, has her heart set on opening her own boutique cannabis dispensary in charming downtown Sparrow Nook, New Jersey. Cannabis changed Nomi's life, giving her relief from Crohn's disease when nothing else could, and it's her dream to help others find the same peace and comfort she has.

But Nomi's plans are rudely interrupted when Dr. Julian D'Angelo, former salutatorian and current asshole, returns to Sparrow Nook with a chip on his shoulder, a probation to serve at the medical practice next door, and a lifelong vendetta against weed.

When an unfortunate shaving accident lands Nomi onto Julian's exam table, Julian is appalled to discover that his high school nemesis is still inconveniently gorgeous, still hates his guts, and worst of all, that she's planning on opening an amoral weed bordello next to his clinic. War is the only answer and definitely not an excuse to keep running into witty, free-spirited Nomi.

As they battle each other all over Sparrow Nook, from "pot luck" fundraisers to public debates at City Council meetings, their fraught pasts and feelings for each other become harder and harder to ignore. It's tough to say what will change first--their minds or their hearts--but one thing's for sure: they're not going down without a fight.