If you've ever wanted hilariously irreverent guidance from a group of evil villains, then you've come to the right place. From Lady Tremain's chapter on parenting, which includes "A Step-Parent's Guide to Consequences" as well as tips on how to empty-nest with live-in adult children. to Jafar's advice on workplace politics and getting a bird to do your evil bidding, to Gaston's tricks for wooing the ladies, including sage advice on what to do if women aren't interested-"If you want to be successful in that department, you have to talk at them," this book is full of all the funniest, most terrible advice you should never ever follow.