For the first time in history, the lives of hundreds of millions of people around the world are tethered securely to one big honkin' global economic engine. But, do we really want a life strapped to a high octane go-fast engine? Or is it something else entirely that we're after? "The Corporate Guy" takes an honest look at his life in the corporate world and finds 7 Secrets to Success and Happiness. "There was this young Corporate Guy, And all of him was neatly pressed. All except his Walking Hat, Which was very old, soft and wrinkled. He loved his Walking Hat, But he didn't wear this hat very often anymore. These days, he wears mighty fine, high gloss, spit shine, On his black wing-tip shoes, like Executives wear."